linuspiknik

I will tell to thee a story from a long long time ago
about something that occured before my time so 
I will only tell to thee what I've simpley heard
Now! Read and weep I'm rhyming on every word

Once there was an angry moose on this farm
a risk for broken legs and broken arms
you could not get out when she was around
in the garden she ate apples on the ground

if you'd leave the house she'd drive you back through the door
and she'd wait outside so you would'nt dare to go out no more
they went to the government, they went to the crown
and asked "Please let us, please let us put it down"

But no! That would be the worst of crimes
'cause no, it was not hunting times
and this is simpley what you get
from living on the countryside! you bet!

They told the farm tormented with this angry cow
But one day she was gone, no one knows how
why she suddenly left or where she is today
but no one mourned the loss, better she'd leave than stay

anyhow it was long before my time here
and to that question there is no answer I fear
even though someone somewhere has to know
what happened to her such long, long time ago

©Linus Piknik

Today we'we been loading shit on this farm. I mean it, using pitchforks to move the manure into a bucket on a tractor. when we'd filled that bucket up we loaded that onto a cart and when that one was full we'd drive it away and tip it on a field somewhere, I do not know the exact location but I know it's in the surroundings, anyway I wasn't driving so...!

it was very hard work, I tell you that! the manure was pretty heavy and was smelling pretty badly!

but the manure was decomposing so it was a bit warm around the shit! so when they left to dump the shit I found a place of dry straw, where I sat down to rest, and to my great surprise I found that the decomposing manure was pretty nice to sit on since it was so warm, and I think that I dare to claim that it was a simillar experience to the one of a seatwarmer in a car. except for the smell! which rose to your nose following that white smoke which I don't exactly know what it is but I think I have a clue......

so todays hot tip is if you frezze sit down in the deep shit! (he! he!)

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try to say this after a couple of bears...................

A few days ago I woke up after having a bad dream! I dreamt that little calfy in the barn, or little star as I also call her or just Mulatto-calf since her mother's black and her father's white.....! and she's steel-grey with a white star on her forhead and pitch-black eyes!

anyway I dreamt that the farmer, my stepfather lured her out into the woods and into a cage where he was about to shoot her.... and I was so angry with him and completely devastated when I woke up that the first two words I said to him when I met him that morning was "mean bastard", before I went into the kitchen to fetch some breakfast!

Twoface looks like she's amused while planning something!
And Pitchy looks like she's going to kill something outside the picture!

Never have the world appeared so smooth and flat
since the snow fell and all that.............................